Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
Christmas Jokes – Question and Answer
|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What’s the most popular wine...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...