A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
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In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
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Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...