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Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...
Pilot On Drugs
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Computer lingo guide
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