Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
The Perverse Guide To Getting Hired
The Perverse Guide To Getting HiredChapter 1 – The Resume Your resume is a...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...