Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable…
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable childhood as an orphan in the...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...