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If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...