Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...