Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
Some Stupid People
|A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...