Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing…
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter “R,” and all the...
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!