Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...