George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Charlie no more.
Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when...
Best kind of sex
A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely active...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...
African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...