Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger…
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and...
Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
Delaware Crazy Law
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...