What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people....
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6…
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their...
Scary organization
|The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc)...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...