Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had...
OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...