How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
The Big Horse Race
The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...