Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from...
New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
A horrible tragedy
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching...
Marketing that Makes Sense
Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense….You see a gorgeous girl at a...
Two gay men were in bed fooling around…
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...