The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got...
Graphics work too much
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce...
How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP