The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Software Demo
Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User’s Group meeting, a company was...
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding...