Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
New Win98 Error Codes
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Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
New Relationship Book
“My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s...