Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best…...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life?
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life? Figuring out which...
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...