Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
Homemade Bargain Gift
Here’s a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...