Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Preganat wife? Avoid these!
Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant:17. “I finished the...
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt…
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...