Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Terminology
Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the...
Strange people are here
|There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...