What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!