Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
One wish to each
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How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
Elephant
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Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...