A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant…
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...