Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...