Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
The dilapidated wife!
There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.