Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
What is your IQ?
|Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his...
The copy machine handout
|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One...
Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
Impressive Hunting Dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...