Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
Hot croako!
|What do frogs drink?Hot croako!
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.