What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...