So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
Blonde Joke plus…
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...