Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
A Woman’s Ultimate Fantasy
A Woman’s Ultimate Fantasy…In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the UK were...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...