yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to…
Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...