Hilarious Humor
|”And how’s yer wife, Pat?” “Sure, she do be awful sick.” “Is ut dangerous...
New scientific theories VI
New scientific theoriesGRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...