It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...
Dog jokes 05
|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...