Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...