Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you...