Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Think about it!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. Seen it all, done it...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
I would like to havea second opinion
|A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment...
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other...