Demerit Point System Used by Women.
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Resignation From Phone Committee
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Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
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pretty little head
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Where are you living?
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Dirty Birds
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The ten ifs of employment
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Answering machine
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He had his own frog horn!
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