What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
If Dell ran Christmas…
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Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.