Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...
Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...