Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
The last day working
|”You Know It’s Your Last Day At Work When……”You hand a bank teller an...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more...
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
Call the Doctor
After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim. She...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...