Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
The Test!
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...