One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...
What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Delaware Crazy Law
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying...