Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa…
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It...
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...
10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
Why, why, Tell me WHY!
WHY ? …… 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...