Deep Dark Secrets
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...
Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...