Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Some useful bits of info!
Bits of information to help you through the day:If you yelled for 8 years,...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!