How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Santa Hates Your Kid
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Texas builds it larger
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New viruses discovered!
This is deadly serious, so don’t ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...