I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...